its 6 am and i should be asleep but please look at this absolute gem i found in youtube comments:

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Iconic 

raise-a-glass-to-trash-cans

more espresso, less depresso 

me at 11: I am 11 years, 27 days, and 52 minutes old :DD

me, the second I turned 21+: hmmm, I might be.. 23? 24? one second *has to count on my fingers up from my birth year*

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

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and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

and y’all wanna know the funniest part? immediately after this trend blew up, the Men decided to sexualize the hell out of these girls. this included movie adaptations and pornos where the skirts were made shorter and the tits were bigger cause apparently they had found their new fetish

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but here’s how they actually looked, and it’s actually pretty badass:

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so anyways. who up for a girl gang

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

Peanuts, July 3, 1954

squidlici0us

The best silent fuck you I’ve seen.

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The look of a man who knows damn well what he’s doing

tarasmaclay

dark hozier take me to hell

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch

Jewish and Muslim people go on Chopped and are made to cook with pork and they make it work, one vegan goes on and refuses to use any meat products he’s given and they have an all veggie episode for him.

The final basket had honey in it and e refers to it as a total nightmare scenario. Go talk to the Muslim woman who knocked out a pork loin without being able to taste her dish about dealing with nightmare baskets

My mum was watching a baking show where a 20 year old Muslim woman was a contestant. They had to make an alcoholic dessert. She nailed it despite not being able to taste it. When she mentioned that she couldnt (not as a complaint or excuse) everyone gawked at her and someone said “how old are you???”. Like, really?

I saw that one! Seemed like purposeful sabotage when your contestant can neither religiously or legally taste the ingredient

Cultural insensitivity and racism in media?

Unheard of!

Wolfie the Werecat and his wonderful Enchanted Forest Kitty Sanctuary.

Photos by Wolfie

Cat Tree made by Hollywood Kitty Company

I saw this on Facebook & I’m still dying over it 😍😍😍

The Mighty Nein as images I have saved on my phone for no apparent reason

Caleb

Nott

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Beau

Jester

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Fjord

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Molly

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Yasha

+Bonus:

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Frumpkin

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Passive aggressive office notes that are so funny that you can’t even be mad.

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